Eating: Daim

I used to love Ikea, with its affordable design, mesmerising layout and Swedish cutesiness. But when I found myself aimlessly wandering the blue-and-yellow path at Rhodes earlier this week, I began to think evil thoughts about the damage one person could inflict with an allen-key. Just as well they have Daim bars for sale at the end, or things might have gotten messy.

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